Invite Only
In 2019, Dakota Johnson was a guest on The Ellen Degeneres Show where the titular host pondered out loud why she wasn't invited to Johnson's star-studded birthday party.
"Actually, that's not the truth Ellen, you were invited," Johnson responded. Ellen Degeneres insisted she had not been but then Johnson came back with the receipts, going, "Ask everybody, ask Jonathan [Norman], your producer."
Talk about fifty shades of clapping back!
B.D.E.
Kelly Ripa? More like Kelly Rip-ping you a new one!
After Ripa posted a cute throwback photo with her husband Mark Conseulos in 2018, an Instagram user commented, "Too bad he's short when he tries to look taller. It looks funny. Just be who you are."
Ripa quipped back, "He's tall where it counts babe." Settles that, then!
Bold Move
Paris Jackson had the ultimate response when a social media user criticized her appearance in 2026.
“She is gorgeous, but those tattoos just make her look dirty and takes away from her look," a user wrote, to which Michael Jackson's daughter replied, “oh no what ever will I do?”
She added, “i’m dirty without the tattoos.”
No Mom Shamers Allowed
After Megan Fox shared sultry pics of herself wearing black lingerie in 2026, one hater commented, “This s--t is so unbelievably embarrassing for a 40 year old mom to be posting. 16 year old tumblr s--t.”
But Fox had the ultimate response, writing, “Which one of my exes is this.”
No Direction
Well, this is one boy band split that we know didn't end well.
After One Direction broke up, various members pursued a solo career, including Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson who in 2016 had a sudden spat on Twitter.
In a joke tweet about photo filters, Tomlinson ended up engaging with Malik writing, "Jesus forgot you were such an in demand producer...How does it feel to be riding on the back of someone else's career?"
Malik shot back with, "Remember when you had a life and stopped making b---hy comments about mine?"
We're not entirely sure who won here, to be totally honest, but can't we all just get along?
Jennifer Aniston Won’t Be Taking Any Questions
Jennifer Aniston has constantly been the target of paparazzi and tabloids that project onto her love life, potential motherhood and more. However, in 2016, the actress wrote an op-ed for the Washington Post titled "For The Record" where she called out the nonsense in epic fashion.
"We use celebrity 'news' to perpetuate this dehumanizing view of females, focused solely on one's physical appearance, which tabloids turn into a sporting event of speculation," she wrote and continued with, "We get to decide how much we buy into what's being served up, and maybe some day the tabloids will be forced to see the world through a different, more humanized lens."
Amen, Jennifer Aniston!
Pink's Response Was Indeed F***ing Perfect
Pink scored the gig of singing the National Anthem before the 2018 Super Bowl, and it was all the more impressive when fans found out she had the flu while hitting those notes.
However, not everyone was so nice. After a Twitter user tweeted, "Pink sucks and if you like her singing you're dumb #SuperBowl," Pink responded, writing, "At least I suck while singing our countries national anthem, and you just suck by yourself on a dirty couch. #winning."
Talk Show-down
When you tuned into The Wendy Williams Show, it's because you wanted to hear her "Hot Topics" and the shade that comes with it. However, sometimes Wendy William's comments ruffled some feathers, including in 2019 when she upset Nicki Minaj.
After Williams commented on Minaj's husband's criminal background, Minaj fired back on her Apple Beats' Queen Radio show that Williams was "demonic" and tore into her husband having a baby with his mistress, adding, "You're sat up there being vicious all this time, and paid for that man's mistress for all these years. You paid for her shopping sprees, you paid for her hotels, you probably even paid for her GYN bills…you paid to have that baby delivered."
No Such Thing As Bad Press
After In Touch Weekly ran a cover story in 2019 claiming that Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis' marriage was in danger, the two didn't let it slide.
In a video posted to his Instagram, Kutcher held up an image of the magazine claiming it was over between the two and joked, "I guess it's over @intouchweekly have fun selling magazines this week. Maybe next week my wife will be having twins. For the third time. But who's counting."
Mean Girls
When celebrity blogger Perez Hilton posted a photo of Kim Kardashian's new hair in 2018 with the caption, "Kim K's new look, thoughts?" he got a reaction from Lindsay Lohan saying, "I am confused."
Kim quickly put Lindsay in her place though, writing back, "You know what's confusing…your sudden foreign accent," in reference to Lohan having a strange accent seemingly out of nowhere in 2017.
Don't Mess With Sisters
Blood runs thicker than water, which Kim Kardashian made clear in 2018 when she defended her sister Khloe Kardashian from a snide remark by her ex, Lamar Odom.
Kim quote-tweeted a remark by Odom saying he knew he marriage to Khloe was over, "when she was on her second or third NBA player." In her quote-tweet, Kim quipped, "Or second or third brothel," clearly in reference to when Odom had been found after overdosing in a Vegas brothel in 2015.
Last Impression Rose
On of The Bachelorette in 2019, fans saw Hannah Brown start to fall for contestant Luke Parker.
Despite other contestants butting heads with Parker, Brown felt they had a strong connection. However, after Parker sex-shamed Brown, she snapped back with, "I've prayed so much for clarity, and I feel like I've finally gotten clarity on you, and I do not want you to be my husband."
Chrissy Teigen Loves Her Cans
Let's be honest, we could make an entire clapback album of just Chrissy Teigen's posts, so we'll try to keep it to her greatest hits, including this time when a Twitter user mocked the model in 2019, writing, "Stick to being hot with giant cans."
The insult backfired though when Teigen publically considered it a compliment, tweeting, "I know you're trying to be mean but I really needed this today so thank u."